I'm a Hungry Girl

deadlysick: From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:38:41 -0500

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

slydigger: my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:38:36 -0500

slydigger:

my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store

aduhm: longhornsteakhouse: aduhm: aduhm: my mom just walked in and handed me a...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:37:57 -0500

aduhm:

longhornsteakhouse:

aduhm:

aduhm:

my mom just walked in and handed me a fedora??????

I’m so confused??????

Have her explain over dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.

THIS ISN’T THE RIGHT TIME LONGHORN

burgrs: why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:35:13 -0500

burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead

hate: it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:32:28 -0500

hate:

it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

f0xface: i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:31:48 -0500

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:30:22 -0500

ashketchurn: i put the sad in quesadilla

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:29:22 -0500

ashketchurn:

i put the sad in quesadilla

rodneykong: u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:29:07 -0500

rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:28:57 -0500

mitten: sex is so weird like hey let me stick my rock hard limb into ur tiny hole and then slam...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:28:28 -0500

mitten:

sex is so weird like hey let me stick my rock hard limb into ur tiny hole and then slam into you repeatedly because i love you

katkinkat: i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:16:57 -0500

katkinkat:

i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

roaminromans: how to play a racing game HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY GO FAST NEVER USE BRAKES

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:15:22 -0500

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY

GO FAST

NEVER USE BRAKES

undress-thebarbiee: Girls Have 3 Types of Panties period panties chillen panties and im about to...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:14:18 -0500

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

period panties

chillen panties

and im about to get me some dick panties

whiteboywaves: are you there god? it’s a me mario

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:14:04 -0500

whiteboywaves:

are you there god? it’s a me mario

theatticdemos: ONE NIGHT AND ONE MORE TIME [GROSS SOBBING] THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES [PUNCHES MIRROR]...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:12:33 -0500

theatticdemos:

ONE NIGHT AND ONE MORE TIME [GROSS SOBBING] THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES [PUNCHES MIRROR] EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN’T SO GREAT [RE APPLIES EYELINER]

egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:05:49 -0500

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

nippled: throws confetti at you be quiet

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:05:30 -0500

nippled:

*throws confetti at you* be quiet

josh-hutchermurderer: do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:05:23 -0500

josh-hutchermurderer:

do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy

lztybrn: remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:46:12 -0500

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour